The late George Carlin was a genius with words, a deft dasher of conventional logic, and a master observer (and master-baiter!) He often commented on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture. Nobody seems to care. He was raised an Irish Catholic, even an alter boy, and attended a Catholic school until the age of 15, when he dropped out of school.[1]. Suddenly we're down to four. And they're all looking for that instant gratification of likes and followers, like it's some kind of digital high-five. Sure, here's a transcript of George Carlin talking about social media: "Social media, huh? Im talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners! Sure, there's some good stuff on there, but it's mostly just people filming themselves doing stupid things and hoping to go viral. Web. Everybody says they suck. Its what our system produces: Garbage in. https://ad.style/. He is mostly non-political except for his involvement with the environmental organization, Greenpeace. WHEN THE HEARINGS HAVE CONCLUDED, I WILL MAKE A JUDGMENT OR I MIGHT MAKE AN ASSESSMENT. endobj Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. 0000002803 00000 n Most of the images you will find here are available for license or purchase. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. Trump Follower? And it's not just that social media is a distraction from real life, it's also a way of creating a false sense of connection. startxref People post pictures of themselves and their lives, trying to create a narrative that they're happy, successful, and popular. It's like a bunch of robots pretending to be human. It covers the most famous 'rant' part of the speech. Everybody says they suck. Given the nature of our current Administration, I thought it timely to revisit what George said years ago (Back In Town HBO Special, 1996) about American politicians and the American people who elect them. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. They want obedient workers. Forget the politicians. 0000003516 00000 n Lee did not involve himself formally in politics, but he was a symbol of diversity and the synthesis of "East" and "West." Transcript. The Religion and Political Views of George Carlin - Hollowverse George Carlin Politicians | Christopher-S Vige | Quote by George Carlin: "Now, there's one thing you might have noticed They don't pass through a membrane from "another reality". Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window). "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." That's a big activity here in Washington! You don't. You have no choice. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents(English Language and Literature Commons)/Rect[137.2383 212.4906 328.3613 224.2094]/StructParent 5/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> George Carlin, George Carlin - Euphemisms A friend is someone you can count on. Whenever the issue of term limits comes up, I always tell people the only term limits I'm interested in would be to limit some of the terms used by politicians. Everyone's taking pictures of themselves, all the time. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. POLITICIAN:WERE ADDRESSING THE PROBLEM AND WE'LL SOON BE PROCEEDING. It's our undeniably superior (almost god-like) intelligence that made life difficult for us when we were children. Look them in the eye, shake their hand, and share your thoughts and feelings in person. George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. You have owners. If it's a really serious matter, they make a JUDGMENT: POLITICIAN: I HAVEN'T MADE A JUDGMENT ON THAT. If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people and they get into office and screw everything up, well, you are responsible for what they have done. They don't care about the planet. They come from American parents, and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses, and American universities. Better yet, and more ironic, 'THEY TWISTED MY WORDS.' It's supposed to connect you with other people, but it's just a way of avoiding real human contact. They want obedient workers. In fact at this point he might even say: POLITICIAN:I'M WILLING TO TRUST IN THE FAIRNESS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. So I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way: on election-day, I-STAY-HOME. Bruce Lee was raised Catholic and Buddhist. I, on the other handwho did not votewho did not votewho, in fact, did not even leave the house on Election Day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain as loud as I want about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with. 'Look at me, I'm so happy and successful and loved!' You enjoy yourselves. Ive read it dozens of times. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. (But First, Answer Me This). 4 Mar. Londons Heathrow Airport, November 7, 2018. It's like we're all living in a never-ending episode of MTV Cribs. It's like they're part of some kind of digital echo chamber. To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum, Comedian George Carlins take on The Ten Commandments. It's all just noise. Transcribed part of speech begins at 10.33, 13 May 1999, National Press Club, Washington DC, USA. (LAUGHS). He said: Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. <<76B7883B53B3B2110A00D082ECFCFC7F>]/Prev 777933>> Theyre not interested in that. George Carlin: 'Politicians don't actually say things, they INDICATE <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents()/Rect[72.0 612.5547 302.8926 625.4453]/StructParent 3/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> But theres a reason. 183 0 obj %PDF-1.3 They come from American parents, American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses, American universities, and theyre elected by American citizens. Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created, that I had nothing to do with. As for me, Ill be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you. It was during the waning of the Nixon years, where confidence in government was beginning its slide down to the Stygian depths where it rests today; the Vietnam War, and racial unrest, continued to rage on. But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians. Hes right. I'M SERVING THE NATION. As I say, they're my work, they're my . 0000006309 00000 n Mr. GEORGE CARLIN: Here's another slogan you run into all the time "God Bless America." Once again, respectfully I say to myself what the (beep) does that mean. That doesnt help them. You know what they're interested in? But really, they're just regurgitating whatever they heard on cable news or read on some clickbait website. That's why we need people who can make the TOUGH DECISIONS. George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doin' just fine. Press J to jump to the feed. 9 minutes; 13,650 views; May 13, 1999 Watch on George Carlin: 'Politicians don't actually say things, they INDICATE them', National Press Club - 1999 Transcribed part of speech begins at 10.33 13 May 1999, National Press Club, Washington DC, USA This is an incomplete transcript made by Raven Developers. Well, we know what they want. I'm tired of fucking Earth Day, I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS . Maher was raised a Catholic (but has a Jewish mother). 87 Best George Carlin Quotes On Education, Politics & Life Here Is What You Support, Stop The Steal! Full transcript of George Carlin's "Dumb Americans," excerpted from "Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York City for HBO. Yeah, let's share our every thought and feeling with the entire world, because that's what we need, more information. They don't get any real human contact. What a great idea. Maybe something else sucks around here like: THE PUBLIC. This is the best we can do folks. Carlin is usually spot on. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Because the owners, the owners of this country dont want that. I do not own this video. THE FOOD IS GREAT BUT PUBLIC SERVICE IS TERRIBLE. That's always a nice touch, American people. And term limits aint gunna do ya any good. All rights reserved. Two reasons. From the late 1980s, Carlin's routines focused on sociocultural criticism of American society. They own everything. Your email address will not be published. He said: Once you leave the womb, conservatives dont care about you until you reach military age. So if you are easily offended dont click the link. 188 0 obj endobj << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> It's like we're living in this weird dystopian future where everyone is constantly monitoring each other, waiting for the opportunity to pounce. Carlin was known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, religion, psychology, language and taboo subjects. It will be a lot of fun. He was also known for his outspoken views on government and politics. People are stupid because, well, people are stupid. We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? m o n t c l a i r . They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. They say, Well, if you dont vote you have no right to complain. But wheres the logic in that? And secondly, I dont vote because I believe if you vote you have no right to complain. New episode of the podcast is terrific. People just spewing their uninformed opinions and insults at each other. 21 George Carlin Quotes On Government And Politics George Carlin on Voting transcript | iComedyTV.com [wptabtitle]Friends[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=search id=323794037750513667][/wptabcontent] George Carlin's acerbic wit and profound societal insights were a one time cultural phenomenon. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. Where you calling from today? From his 1992 (first ever LIVE) HBO TV special "Jammin' in New York", performed in from of 6,500 people at Madison Square Gardens. 0000001936 00000 n POLITICIAN:WHEN HE RESPONDS TO MY INITIATIVE, I WILL REVIEW HIS RESPONSE, TAKE A POSITION AND MAKE A RECOMMENDATION. The more we pointed out the foolishness of our "superiors," the more they kept us down. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. Then, as the controversy continues to heat up, he moves to his next level of complaint: POLITICIAN:THE WHOLE THING HAS BEEN BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION. This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago. In 2008, he was posthumously awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. POLITICIAN:I'M IN PUBLIC SERVICE, I LIKE AMERICA DON'T YOU? A lot of that goes on: QUESTION:SENATOR, HAVE YOU SOLVED THAT PROBLEM?POLITICIAN:WELL, WE'RE MOVING FORWARD ON THAT. I just wanna put this behind me and that's an expression we hear a lot these days in all walks of lives. I have a problem with the Ten Commandments. User Clip: George Carlin - National Press Club May 19, 1999 Yeah, the public sucks! Keep 'Em Separated: Remembering George Carlin : NPR They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. Carlin, for 40-years, was one of the greatest comedians ever. We haven't learned how to care for one another, we're gonna save the fucking planet? It goes WAY beyond his famous Seven Words You Cant Say on Television (also classic). We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. George Carlin was an outspoken comic, known for his brash sense of humor, foul language and controversial views on politics, religion and other sensitive subjects. <>stream But here's the thing, folks. Do you? That's the problem." "Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." " Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity ." "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." This wiki was last updated on 11 Apr 2012 by: Today we're opening contributions to all readers. What George Carlin Believed About Religion The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents( M o n t c l a i r S t a t e U n i v e r s i t y \n D i g i t a l C o m m o n s)/Rect[466.2109 650.625 540.0 669.375]/StructParent 2/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> 183 21 George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Now normally during peace times the politician would refer to people in the military as: POLITICIAN:OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN STATIONED AROUND THE WORLD. Oh, and I cant finish without recommending the routine Carlin calls his Incomplete List of Impolite Words. Now, folks, a question for you. His political commentary was scathing and on par with any of the greats, Pryor, Chappelle, Bruce. The transcripts I could find always sucked. This is what we have to offer. endstream Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". George Carlins daughter, @kelly_carlin, on her first radio show with guest Paul Provenza, talking about this routine. It's like a highlight reel of their fake lives. I on the other hand, who did not vote, WHO DID NOT VOTE. Power, Politics & American Sports [transcript] [VIDEO CLIP] Jesse Owens: To me, politics has no part to play on the field of strife of . D} 8 &L$` %pPyZnC*ss9Qm^-u~Y]5;D- p?Ds+A$%C"CXU@5M`mO=YK6l[f0xc5j D6C"NMUCDV#[7q&>O!WsDm~ |!=?H^wM $M:w085uk8OaP;,p|Jp@H0 O#NE\f&KXl1DHq0,>b4A !oPfcmxe5)l*1x,g FC[A9u71-tILKA n_B--jxQjB,=oINnh;> R# }bO 7?|`M S(5OdC0#K1EH-Llj[~y' c7ozi=w,PP&e~g$2! *@@Gh!'[G F.r *N-@LoX15XvGA4#Wb_"$,%%8@2% Not in the abstract they don't. So, next time you're scrolling through your feeds, ask yourself: 'Is this really connecting me with people, or is it just making me more disconnected and isolated?' They don't fall out of the sky. Then share it far and wide with the little green button. Dog, Cat, Thinking. Theres a reason for this, theres a reason education SUCKS, and its the same reason it will never, ever, EVER be fixed. 0000004120 00000 n They don't fall out of the sky. Theyve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. You got people spouting their opinions left and right, like they're some kind of expert on the subject. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics; one newspaper called Carlin "the dean of counterculture comedians". Clearly he's preparing us for something (LAUGHS). The shit they shuffle around every four years doesnt mean a fuckin thing. They are irrelevant. CHALLENGES! Fuck em! George Carlin Politicians : Choosing Life or Death in Capitalist America.. George Carlin Politicians youtu.be. It's a psychologically satisfying number: the top ten; the ten most wanted; the ten best-dressed. Remembering George Carlin : NPR And so when finally all the facts come out and our subject seems quite guilty he employs that sublime use of the passive voice: POLITICIAN:MISTAKES WERE MADE. George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?) ,G0p%:::400-: @%L`n((lax@\0eF,q] \ .P+4 d3;P hnN*S fxsH>XDAA#beae:i5rY3h11(31013a_p_&]37CD\&k2N@TD}. No contest. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. If you are interested in using one of my images for your website, or if you would like a print, please contact me directly (See the Contact tab). An INITIATIVE is an idea that isn't going anywhere! Local elections, special elections, and mid-terms, especially. "Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. They got you by the balls. George Carlin's Wise Words On Politicians - The Photography Blog of THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. Now hes on the side of law and order, jiu jitsu really: POLITICIAN:WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS SO WE CAN GET THE FACTS OUT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. George Carlin: In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by . x\}_nK '!oF+$SW9E fX{]YTUOm9qhSO+_7L|*kqyHUwor}=qgw;WnrG7no8G*w6a2Uq K|CQWO_nT]}wbvASBT=tE.t6C}qC)onmg2uAWq|9xLSg "Forget the politicians. But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians. What? ), Stay up to date with the latest Digital Ants Network (DAN) versions in our channel, All of these features are available at no cost to you. It's so obvious that it almost goes without saying, but comedians are generally more intelligent and sensitive than the average person. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? Everybody complains about politicians. I have my ideas. Because that's where real communication happens, folks. Youre just gunna wind up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans [leaders]. The table is tilted folks. 184 0 obj (LAUGHS) PROCEEDING. They own all the important land. <>/Metadata 181 0 R/Outlines 136 0 R/Pages 174 0 R/StructTreeRoot 145 0 R/Type/Catalog/ViewerPreferences<>>> Read it first. 'Oh, I'm so exhausted from traveling all over Europe for the third time this year. Maybe you'll find some of the features useful , Ignore this comment if your post doesn't have a prompt. But social media is just a symptom of our narcissistic, attention-deficit culture. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! You know, in the old days, if you wanted to share your opinion with someone, you had to look them in the eye and say it to their face. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. 0000053233 00000 n This is said with a straight face although it's obvious of course that the proposition is stated precisely backwards (LAUGHS). Most are only interested in self pleasures and bad habits. Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time - LiveAbout We're all becoming like Goldfish, swimming around in our own little bowls, looking at the world through a curved piece of glass. Thank you. And American English is loaded with euphemisms. On Election Day, I stay home. So my advice is this: put down your phone, go outside, and actually live your life. You know, that thing that's supposed to make us more connected and informed, but really just turns us into a bunch of self-obsessed, attention-seeking, validation-craving zombies. %PDF-1.7 % Now you can just hide behind a screen and fire off your misspelled, grammatically incorrect rants to thousands of strangers. xWnF}WDh%&^6F%&T{84e[A0@-3wUr-*l:, XF{HT+T0?LL q8"y1yY0LV"vQ|8:GwPBr,&]Qt7oz5n But the POLITICIANS, god bless them or something like that, they're are at their most entertaining when they're are in trouble. The career of comedian George Carlin (1937-2008) spanned five decades, with his first appearance on "The Tonight Show" being in 1962.He was an outspoken, acerbic social critic, and what came out of his mouthcould be shocking or even sometimes vulgar, but often his railings against injustice or stupidity or corruption shone a light on some dark areas as he said things that others would or . He missed this one. 0 Follow the link for the full transcript, its worth it, but here are a few choice excerpts: When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP) GEORGE CARLIN, COMEDIAN: Takes the cake! Quote by George Carlin: "Political correctness is America's newest form Something is definitely wrong. Montclair State University Digital Commons Well where do people think these politicians come from? You enjoy yourselves; itll be a lot of fun. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 54 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Now theres one thing you might have noticed i dont complain about: politicians. First of all, its meaningless. As for the poor, they tell us theyve lost all incentive because weve given them too much money.[6]. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects. In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".The first of Carlin's 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. Politicians have traditionally hidden behind three things, the flag, the Bible and children. THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. https://www.scripts.com/writer/george_carlin/6024. We could see through the hypocracy and illogic of our parents and teachers, but because of our age and size we couldn't do anything about it. I'm so interesting, I'm so important!'. 4 0 obj I dont vote. 186 0 obj George Carlin (1937-2008): Legendary Comedian Challenged Status Quo <>stream If you have selfish, ignorant citizensif you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youre gunna get selfish, ignorant leaders. Been here four and a half billion years. Add in a bit of effective protest and it might even turn a bit faster.). George Carlin: How you doing? This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago. George Carlin interview from 1989 | The Tapes Archive Podcast Fuck hope. Everybody complains about politicians. The planet has been here four and a half billion years. endobj Let's get started! (CLAPS, LAUGHS). Because if it is really just the fault of the politicians then where are all the other bright people of conscience? And not that you can help it, I mean the problem is really with the people you cover. You know what they want? Two reasons. In particular it's fun to listen to Washington talk. everybody complains about politicians. I just wanna put this thing behind me and get on with my life (CLAPS, LAUGHS). Famous Quotes by George Carlin about Politics. What's with all the selfies? It's just a curated version of ourselves that we want to present to the world. He pretty much smashed the nail squarely on the head. endobj Maybe something else sucks around here. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. His satirical comments and relentless attacking a damaged system that unfairly trounced on the rights of its . [masturbation gestures] It doesnt mean a fucking thing. Where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way? He was regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time. This is the kind of shit youd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. Real connection comes from being present with other people, from having meaningful conversations, from doing things together. They dont pass through a membrane from another reality. But, listen to Georges delivery in the video and it comes across much more as stand-up humor. According to Carlin, religion is one of humanitys greatest swindles and created nothing but lies, conflict, and suffering. of American cultural paradoxes. 193 0 obj These people on social media, they're not your friends. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth. Then you're just what they're looking for. (LAUGHS). Then read it again. It's always the whole thing. Retweets do count. 2023. It's like they're saying, 'Look at me, look at me! I dont vote. Quick Guide. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. George Carlin returns to the stage in Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theater in New York City for HBO. Global Search Search In. It would seem to fly in the face of that other rhetorical standby that: POLITICIAN:THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE LOT SMARTER THAN THEY ARE GIVEN CREDIT FOR. We dont have people like that in this country. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? And that certain sign that things are closing in: POLITICIAN:WHATEVER HAPPENED TO INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY (LAUGHS). They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? See they dont READ they REVIEW, they dont have OPINIONS they take POSITIONS, and they dont give ADVISE they make RECOMMENDATIONS. hb```b``na` cc`ahd`phQD"#. -{- f1^u0`cp@&CUoM;v> endobj Reading the text, it sounds like a reasonably serious essaywell, sort of. endobj Been through all kinds of things worse than us. 160 Copy quote. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? [wptabtitle]@Shoq[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=feed id=323150247956193281][/wptabcontent] But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshipper. So, that I can continue my work in Government. Nobody cares what you had for breakfast, or what your cat did, or what your opinion is on the latest political scandal. Sure, here's a transcript of George Carlin's routine about social media: "Social media. 189 0 obj Shut the fuck up! You dont. Copyright 2017 iComedyTV.com. Garbage out. Oh boy. From Life Is Worth Losing. Here's a transcript of a segment where he talks about it: "Social media, what a crock of shit that is. 25l`|xs[e>L;}_}S +Fn-RWErk^7=fa,|~'RsiYK@"4W/:iVDrZWV)^:i\9KnwmVYi5v b^mfYN.[ T*gvIc"f=di^fE)SGO Marc Allan: Oh, okay, good. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now theyre coming for your Social Security money. Now, in the interest of logicsomething religion has a really hard time withI'm going to skip around the list a little bit: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL. Another favorite distortion is Public Service. His final HBO special, It's Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death. Moses could have carried them down the hill in his pocket. [/wptabs]. Your vote is what determines the direction this Great Ship America will turn. this is my tribute and way of promoting George Carlin's work. "A transcript of George Carlin talking about Social Media" Sure, here's a sample transcript of George Carlin talking about social media in one of his stand-up routines: "Let's talk about social media for a minute.